I’m Good at 5 Things

1. Fucking – because if I didn’t say that, I’d be a loser.
2. Drinking – how do you think we ended up here?
3. Eating – I can eat 25 chicken wings in 2m 45s, how about you?
4. Fixing computer shit – I have a blog – nah nah nah.
5. Pool – Yes.  I’ll kick your ass.  You can’t beat me.

I’m done.  Go away.