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Gallery VII: Christmas & New Years

Posted on January 3rd, 2010 admin 1 comment

Did you have a good holiday season? We did.

Someone should offer them a ‘ride home’.

What’s in the water? Is that ALL vomit?

How the fuck?

The picture says it all…

It’s THAT dude at the office party.

See. We’ve been doing this for a while.

Don’t touch my bottle.

What a nice pillow…

True embodiment of christmas!

Can I open my present now?

This is what that mall Santa really does on break.

Go Karl

‘She said she was over 18…’

Let me give you a tip…

Roofies in the milk. Hopefully the bitch that spike him isn’t a butter face… or worse…

This is way better than milk and cookies.

Dudes in tights are gay.

Zzzz….

For the ladies: snow cock is better than no cock.

I love Jewish pussy.

She didn’t say ‘no’…
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Anal Sex is Warm

Posted on May 24th, 2009 admin No comments

I like it because it degrades women.
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I’m Good at 5 Things

Posted on March 3rd, 2009 admin No comments
1. Fucking – because if I didn’t say that, I’d be a loser.
2. Drinking – how do you think we ended up here?
3. Eating – I can eat 25 chicken wings in 2m 45s, how about you?
4. Fixing computer shit – I have a blog – nah nah nah.
5. Pool – Yes. I’ll kick your ass. You can’t beat me.
I’m done. Go away.
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