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Gallery VII: Christmas & New Years

Posted on January 3rd, 2010 admin 1 comment

Did you have a good holiday season? We did.

Someone should offer them a ‘ride home’.

What’s in the water? Is that ALL vomit?

How the fuck?

The picture says it all…

It’s THAT dude at the office party.

See. We’ve been doing this for a while.

Don’t touch my bottle.

What a nice pillow…

True embodiment of christmas!

Can I open my present now?

This is what that mall Santa really does on break.

Go Karl

‘She said she was over 18…’

Let me give you a tip…

Roofies in the milk. Hopefully the bitch that spike him isn’t a butter face… or worse…

This is way better than milk and cookies.

Dudes in tights are gay.

Zzzz….

For the ladies: snow cock is better than no cock.

I love Jewish pussy.

She didn’t say ‘no’…
Drunk Dial:
I like this guy.

Posted on August 24th, 2009 admin No comments

Go back to your shelter.
Drunk Dial:
asshole > loser

Posted on June 12th, 2009 admin No comments

the opposite of an asshole is a loser, and i’m not a loser, so i must be an asshole.

if i’m an asshole, i need to make sure i do a good job, so fuck off
Drunk Dial: