Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-28

• @zanelamprey Love your show man. in reply to zanelamprey #
• @Mandy_poo too bad you aren't a stripper. I'd be there in an instant. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-21

• Drunk Asshole Gallery VIII: Valentine's Day 2010 [Pics]: http://digg.com/d31Io8X?t #
• imadrunkasshole
  #Drunk #Asshole #Gallery VIII: #Valentine #039;s #Day 2010 [Pics]: http://digg.com/d31Io8X?t #
• @Arielle4375 me too in reply to Arielle4375 #
• @Phildozer35 no drunk is too drunk in reply to Phildozer35 #
• @marshaaaw sounds like you need some booze in reply to marshaaaw #
• @claairelykins my bad. I'll stop drunk txting you in reply to claairelykins #
• @brenda6692 we like it in reply to brenda6692 #
• @smilexchristina just get drunk and forget about it in reply to smilexchristina #
• @BlankisTaken why not? in reply to BlankisTaken #
• @dollface_bisi so get drunk in reply to Dollface_Bisi #
• @BlankisTaken http://twitter.com/BlankisTaken/status/9131264939 in reply to BlankisTaken #
• @Dollface_Bisi well that sucks. I'd mail you a 30 rack, but that doesn't solve the now. in reply to Dollface_Bisi #
• @marshaaaw I'm a drunk asshole (it's in the name) in reply to marshaaaw #
• @BlankisTaken the trick is just don't be sober. it leads to honesty. maybe that's why people think i'm an asshole? in reply to BlankisTaken #
• @Dollface_Bisi she was probably bad in bed. that's why he cheated. in reply to Dollface_Bisi #
• @Dollface_Bisi if you come home to an orange every day, sometimes you just want an apple… in reply to Dollface_Bisi #
• @bamaboywill I can send you some monies for your local liquor store though in reply to bamaboywill #
• @MAither Oh, it's coming don't you worry… in reply to MAither #
• @MAither lol, we'll see what we can do… in reply to MAither #
• @blueragger13 hello – how can I offend you? in reply to blueragger13 #
• @MAither glad I could help you get wasted. in reply to MAither #
• @MAither That's what's happens when you hang out with a drunk asshole. in reply to MAither #
• @blueragger13 Can do. in reply to blueragger13 #
• RT @jtgraphic Follow & RT @imadrunkasshole for a #free t-shirt. #Contest info: http://bit.ly/d3rA28 (sorry no wetbacks) #
• @blueragger13 I fail to see the funny – unless they were orphans? in reply to blueragger13 #
• @blueragger13 now dat bitch fat in reply to blueragger13 #
• @blueragger13 oh yeah in reply to blueragger13 #
• @WendyLoreen you're cute. how may offend you? in reply to WendyLoreen #
• @ramaducha thanks for the follow. I'm going to follow you, but don't be boring… in reply to ramaducha #
• ah, screw you guys, I'm going to bed… #
• @WendyLoreen I think I love you. in reply to WendyLoreen #
• @WendyLoreen what ever – drunk love is ok. in reply to WendyLoreen #
• Thanks for the #follow everyone !! #
• @Mandy_poo We like your boobs… Def. cute and perky – just let me know if you want us to do an exclusive 'interview' Yup I'm a creeper. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-14

• #FF me and I'll be mean to you. #
• RT+Follow @imadrunkasshole and he'll be mean to you. Free of charge. #
• I'm #drunk #
• @Mandy_poo Drunk Mandy! #
• @Rustydogz I'm drunk in reply to rustydogz #
• @MzDavis09 I love Jack in reply to MzDavis09 #
• @Mrbalz I was that drunk guy. I'm a drunk asshole. in reply to Mrbalz #
• @SJunior24 make sure you hit on the flight attendant. that's what I'd do. in reply to SJunior24 #
• @shakeiT_babyy no hangover = not drunk enough in reply to shakeiT_babyy #
• @FromtheRoc as long as you spill your drink ON someone it's not a party foul in reply to FromtheRoc #
• @tommyu999 shoot that bitch in reply to tommyu999 #
• @spazsaz that's why I try not to be sober. in reply to spazsaz #
• @tommyu999 only when I'm drunk in reply to tommyu999 #
• @garyvee – my whole MO is to be a dick, but I just can't be mean to you. What the fuck. #
• @MAither Wanna fight? in reply to MAither #
• @MAither oh, I can handle it. me you, a bottle of tequila, and some jello in reply to MAither #
• nobody likes a drunk asshole. hehe. wooooo #
• I'm thirsty for beer so #takemeout #
• @MAither I get to film it though. in reply to MAither #
• @MAither hahaha sweet – this can be arranged. in reply to MAither #

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