you’re a bitch

…and I don’t mean you’re mean.

The narrator sounds like a bitch.

asshole > loser

the opposite of an asshole is a loser, and i’m not a loser, so i must be an asshole.

if i’m an asshole, i need to make sure i do a good job, so fuck off

this blog is really…

… just a place for me to project my inadequacies through anonymous ego propping…

I’m Good at 5 Things

1. Fucking – because if I didn’t say that, I’d be a loser.
2. Drinking – how do you think we ended up here?
3. Eating – I can eat 25 chicken wings in 2m 45s, how about you?
4. Fixing computer shit – I have a blog – nah nah nah.
5. Pool – Yes.  I’ll kick your ass.  You can’t beat me.

I’m done.  Go away.