Hustle for Drinks (or Cash)

Here are some videos to teach you how to hustle for drinks:

Motifake Yoga

We all need a little yoga in our lives.  Go forth and conquer.

Don’t you love being this drunk.

This chick rips the seat right off.  I don’t think she cares.

Maybe there is a point where you’re too drunk?  I didn’t say that.

It’s a little long, but eventually she does climax.

Three Sheets Television Show

Three Sheets is a television show hosted by Zane Lamprey, and it is basically him getting hammered all over the world and getting paid for it.  It’s awesome.  The first episode is below as well as some of my favorite clips.

Belgium (1st Episode)

Las Vegas Shiner

Munich Girls

Munich Conveyor Belt

Fuck You I’m Drunk

This is how I feel about when you bother me.

Sheetrock Roulette

The rules are simple:

1. Get hammered.
2. Take turns hitting a sheetrock wall with your head at full speed.
3. If you hit a stud – you lose.

Here is a video that kind of illustrates:

Drunk Sexy Body Shots

I could watch that all day…

Flair Bartending

This is some crazy shiznit.  I’d be the guy to slip a bananna peel in there…

Kiss Me I’m Shitfaced

I don’t need these lines to get laid.

Never Trust a Fart

Try not to fall out of your chair laughing.